Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.

 If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
 and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
 and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the 
 socket packet pocket has an error to report.
 
 If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
 and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your 
 data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's 
 hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
 
 If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
 says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your 
 packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected 
 by the printer down the hall.
 
 And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your 
 icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well 
 reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's 
 gonna hang.
 
 When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the 
 macro code instruction's causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to 
 flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly 
 turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

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