THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER 
 
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 
8.30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday. 
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, 
     open presents - expensive jewellery chosen 
     by thoughtful partner. 
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil. 
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer. 
10.30 Facial, manicure,shampoo, condition, blow dry. 
12.00 Lunch with best friend a fashionable outdoor cafe. 
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she's gained 
       30lbs 
1.00 Shopping with friends,unlimited credit. 
3.00  Nap. 
4.00  Three dozen roses delivered by florist,card is from secret admirer. 
4.15 Light work out at club,followed by massage from strong but gentle 
 hunk who says he rarely gets to work on  such a perfect body. 
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full 
 length mirror. 
7.30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments 
 received from other diners/dancers. 
10.00 Hot shower (alone). 
10.50 Carried to bed..........(freshly ironed, crisp, new,white linen). 
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms. 
 
 
 
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM 
 
 
6.00 Alarm. 
6.15 Wank. 
6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sport section. 
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by 
 naked buxom wench who bends over a lot     showing her growler. 
7.30 Limo arrives. 
7.45 Flight in personal Lear Jet. 
9.15 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club ( en-route). 
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under. 
11.45 Lunch - pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom 
      Perignon. 
12.15 Wank. 
12.30 Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under. 
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons). 
2.30 Fly to Cairns. 
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude 
 who also bend over a lot displaying growlers. 
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle. 
5.00  Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending 
 over......naturally). 
6.45  S**t, Shower and Shave. 
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and hard porn 
 legalised. 
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetiser, Dom Perignon (1953) big juicy fillet steak 
 followed by ice-cream served on a    big pair of tits. 
9.00 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies.....some 
 bending over). 
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing 
 ale & blowjob. 
11.45 In bed alone. 
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog 
 to leave the room. 
12.00 Spend 10mins laughing before falling asleep. 
 

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