Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes "Sean,
I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there
for 10-ish" Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? But I don't even
have a racket."
 
2 SARS bugs leave the pub after a night of drinking one turns to the
other and says, 'Bloody Hell, I could murder a Chinese'
 
The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a
thin and crusty supreme They sent me Diana Ross.
 
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in 10
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
 
Scientist today exhumed beethoven from his grave, when they opened the
coffin, they were shocked to see him playing the piano backwards, when
asked what this meant a spokesman said he was de-composing
 
Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami
Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on Paper
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