What's fair for one...


A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles... 
The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He 
answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. 
She directs him down the correct aisle. 

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
ball of string on the counter. 

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons 
for your wife?" 

The Texan answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my 
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came 
home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, hell, I 
figure that if I have to roll my own, so can she!" 

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