A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple 
bruises,two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. 
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. 
"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf 
with my wife, when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. 
We went to look for them and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had 
something white at it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough 
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the 
cow's butt.That's when I made my BIG mistake.". . 
"What did you do?" asks the doctor. 


"Well, I pointed to the cows arse and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' 


I don 't remember much after that..." 

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