The Slap...


An Irishman, a Frenchman and a beautiful voluptuous Italian girl are sitting together 
in a train traveling through Switzerland when the train enters a tunnel and the car 
goes completely dark. 

There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap. 

When the train comes out of the tunnel, the Italian girl and the 
Irishman are sitting as if nothing had happened, and the Frenchman 
is holding his slapped face. 

The Frenchman is thinking, "That Irishman must have kissed the 
Italian girl and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead." 

The Italian girl is thinking, "That Frenchman must have tried to kiss me, 
accidentally kissed the Irishman, and got slapped for it." 

And the Irishman is thinking, "This is great. The next time the train
goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that 
stupid Frenchman again." 

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