Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on 
the bathroom floor.  Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards she 
slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. 
  
She yelled out to her husband "Bruce, Bruce. Bruce".  Bruce came running in. 
  
"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. 
"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl.  
I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). 
  
They came back and they both tried to pull her up, "No way. We can't do it" 
Cobba said "Lets try Plan B".  "Plan B" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"? 
"I go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under 
her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba. 
  
"Spot on" Bruce said, "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play 
with her tits". "Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time 
for that mate?".  "No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet 
enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive". 
  

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