I learned about dating from a kid...

 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
 You got to find somebody who
 likes the same stuff.
 Like, if you like sports, she
 should like it that you
 like sports, and she should keep
 the chips and dip
 coming.
 Alan, age 10

 No person really decides before
 they grow up who they're going to marry. God
 decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
 who you're stuck with.
 Kirsten, age 10

 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
 Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
 person FOREVER by then.
 Camille, age 10

 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool
 to get married.
 Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)

 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
 You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to
 be yelling at the same kids.
 Derrick, age 8

 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

 Both don't want any more kids.
 Lori, age 8

 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

 Dates are for having fun, and
 people should use them to get to know each other. Even
 boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
 Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)

 On the first date, they just tell each other lies and
 that usually gets them interested enough to go for a
 second date.
 Martin, age 10

 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

 I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call
 all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me
 in all the dead columns.
 Craig, age 9

 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

 When they're rich.
 Pam, age 7

 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
 want to mess with that.
 Curt, age 7

 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
 should marry them and have kids with them. It's the
 right thing to do.
 Howard, age 8

 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

 I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one
 thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I
 don't want to be all grossed out.
 Theodore, age 8

 It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
 Boys need someone to clean up after them.
 Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)

 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
 MARRIED?

 There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
 there?
 Kelvin, age 8

 "And the #1 Favorite is........"
 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

 Tell your wife that she looks
 pretty even if she looks
 like a truck.

 Ricky, age 10

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