Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a 
    bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and 
    begins to talk. 
   
    Everyone else in the room stops to listen. 
   
    MAN: "Hello" 
   
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" 
   
    MAN: "Yes" 
   
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. 
    It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" 
   
    MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much." 
   
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 
    models. I saw one I really liked." 
   
    MAN: "How much?" 
   
    WOMAN: "$60,000" 
   
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." 
   
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year 
    is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." 
   
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 
    $900,000." 
   
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" 
   
    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." 
   
    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him 
    in astonishment. 
   
    Then he shouts: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" 

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