An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the 
Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent. Over the 
course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her 
if she wants to have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she 
says no. He then offers to pay Her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling 
the world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night 
the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention throughout 
the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She figures 
in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the night before - 
so she agrees. This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the guy comes 
into the bar. But this night he orders a beer and just goes and sits in 
the corner. Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more 
attention. She goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he 
is from and he tells her Melbourne. 
 
"So am I" she says. "What suburb in Melbourne?" 
 
"Glen Iris" he says. 
 
"That's amazing" she says, "so am I - what street?" 
 
"Cameo street" he says." 
 
"This is unbelievable" she says, "what number?" 
 
He says "Number 20" and she is astonished. 
 
 
"You are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22 and my 
parents still live there!" 
 
 
"I know" he says "your father gave me $1,000 to give to you!" 
 
 
He who drinks Australian - thinks Australian!  

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