Spring is sprung : here's your history lesson for today

Next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water
temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500s.

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly
bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June.

However, they were starting to smell so brides carried a
bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the custom of carrying a
bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of big tubs filled with hot water. The man of
the house had the privilege of nice clean water, then all the other sons
and men, then the women and finally the children - last of all the
babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone
in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs thick straw piled high, with no wood
underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm so all the
dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it
rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off
the roof. Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This
posed a real problem where bugs and other droppings could really mess
up your clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over
the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into
existence

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the saying, "Dirt poor."

The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the
winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep
their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh
until, when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. 
A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway hence a "thresh hold."

In those old days they cooked in a kitchen with a big kettle
that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added
things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and didn't get much
meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the
pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes the
stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while hence the rhyme:
 
   Peas porridge hot,
   
   peas porridge cold,
   
   peas porridge in the pot,
 
   nine days old.

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite
special.
 > When visitors came, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It
was
>
 > a sign of wealth that the man could "bring home the bacon." They
would
>
 > cut


off
 > a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the
 > fat."
  > 
  > 
  > 
  > Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid
 > content caused some of the lead to leach into the food, causing lead
 > poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for
 > the
next
 > 400 years or so tomatoes were considered poisonous.
  > 
  > 


  > 
  > Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt
 > bottom
of
 > the loaf, family got the middle and guests got the top or "upper
 > crust."
  > 
  > 
  > 
  > Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination
 > would
 > sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along
 > the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They
 > were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the


family
>
 > would gather around and eat and drink and wait to see if they would
 > wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."
  > 
  > 
  > 
  > England is old and small and local folks started running out of
places
 > to bury people. They would dig up coffins and would take the bones to
 > the "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1
 > out of
25
 > were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they


 > had been burying people alive. They would tie a string on the wrist
of
>
 > the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and
 > tie it to
a
 > bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night
 > ("graveyard shift") to listen for the bell, thus someone would be
 > saved by the bell"
or
 > was considered a "dead ringer."
  > 
  > 
  > 


  > And that's the truth.
  > 
  > 
  > 
  > Whoever said that history was boring...

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