Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my
right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour
with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!!

It scared me (I'm a man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver,which
knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of
trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee
between my legs,causing it to splash and burn, causing me to scream, 
which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!

BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!

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