26 Things To Do In An Elevator
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1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.


2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.


3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.


4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.


5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"


6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"


7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.


8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.


9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.


10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.


11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.


12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"


13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.


14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"


15) Swat at flies that don't exist.


16) Tell people that you can see their aura.


17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.


18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"


19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"


20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.


21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.


22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.


23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.


24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".


26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"




19 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom
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1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"


2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."


3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise


4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."


5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"


6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."


7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.


8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"


9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."


10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"


11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"


12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?


13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!


14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"


15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I gonna do?"


16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your
butt cheeks


17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to
the adjacent stall.


18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"


19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free."

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