President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

 A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush
 and Powell sitting over there?"

 The barman says, "Yep, that's them,".

 So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real
 honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

 Bush says, "We're planning World War III ".

 And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

 Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
 Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits.

 The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a
 blonde with big tits?

 Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and
 says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry
 about the 140 million Iraqis!"

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