A blonde hurries into the hospital emergency room late one night with the
 tip of her index finger shot off.
 "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was
 trying to commit suicide." the blonde replied. "What?" spluttered the
 doctor.  "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off the tip of your
 finger?"
 "No, silly!" the blonde said.  "First I put the gun to my chest & I
 thought "I just paid $6000 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting
 myself in the chest."
 "So, then?" asked the doctor.
 "Then I put the gun in my mouth & I thought
 "I just paid $3000 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself
 in the mouth."
 "So, then?"
 "Then I put the gun to my ear & I thought
 "This is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in the other ear".

Index