Dear Abby: 
 
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. 
My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and 
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to
her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond
what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we 
reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she
floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and
that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just 
stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where 
the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five 
minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. 
 
I headed straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car 
was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained 
that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to 
their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their
little test. 
 
Abby, should I tell my fiancée' what her parents did, and that I thought 
their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? 
 
Or.....should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the
reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom? 

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