Cinderella was now 75 years old.After a fulfilling life with the now dead
 Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by
 from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. One sunny
 afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said
 "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" The
 Fairy Godmother replied "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome
 life since we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes. Is there
 anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella is taken aback,
 overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her
 breath she uttered her first wish: "I wish I was wealthy beyond
 comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold.
 Cinderella was stunned. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and
 scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear. Cinderella said
 "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother". The Fairy Godmother replied "It is the
 least I can do. What does your heart wish for your second wish?" Cinderella
 looked down at her frail body, and said: "I wish I was young and full of the
 beauty of youth again". At once, her wish having been desired, became reality,
 and her beautiful youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings
 inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigour and
 vitality began to course through her very soul. Then the Fairy Godmother again
 spoke "You have one more wish, what shall you have?" Cinderella looked over to
 the frightened cat in the corner and said: "I wish you to transform Alan my
 old cat into a beautiful and handsome young man". Magically, Alan suddenly
 underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when
 complete he stood before her, a boy, so beautiful the like of which she
 nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from
 the sky at his feet. the Fairy Godmother again spoke: "Congratulations,
 Cinderella. Enjoy your new life." And, with a blazing shock of bright
 blue electricity,she was gone. For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella
 looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the
 most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to
 Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close
 in his young muscular arms. He leant in close to her ear, and into her ear
 breathed as much as whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm
 breath,
 "I bet you regret having my b*llocks chopped off now, don't you?"

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