Two Russians, Olf and Erik, are sitting on a train when Erik decides to
 buy some beer.  Olf takes one sip of his beer, spits it over the woman 
 sitting next to him and starts to swear. He takes another sip and promptly 
 spits the beer over another woman and then starts cursing and swearing again.
 Olf sups some more beer and promptly vomits on a little girl, while swearing
 And saying rude things to her mother.
 "What's going on here?" shouts the guard, as he rushes towards the two
 Russians.

 "Sorry," says Erik, "It's just that rude Olf, the red, loathes train
 beer."

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