A Scouser walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to
the counter and said "Alright dere mate, I'm lookin' for a job"


The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a
listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his 21 year old
daughter".

"You'll have to drive her to and from topless modelling assignments in a big
black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of the job meals
will be provided, oh, and once a year you will be required to escort the
young lady on her overseas holiday, providing sexual favours where
necessary. The salary package is 200,000 a year."





The Scouser said "Nah mate, you're talkin' b*llocks!".






The man behind the counter said "Well you f*ckin' started it!".... 

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