The driver of a huge tractor trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into
an empty tollbooth and
smashed it to pieces.

He climbed down from the wreckage.  Within a matter of
minutes, another truck pulled up and unloaded a crew of
workers.

The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth
and spread some kind of creamy substance on it.  Then
they began fitting the pieces together.  In less than a half
hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and good
as new.

"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief.  "What
was that white stuff you used to get all of the pieces together?"

The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."

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