1 Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2 The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3 Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4 Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5 Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6 Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7 Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8 Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9 Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging

10 Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11 Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up

12 Introduction to Parking

13 Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14 Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15 Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16 Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17 Cooking III: How NOT to Inflict Your Diets ! on Other People

18 Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19 PMS: "Poor Me Syndrome" Your Problem Not His

20 Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21 Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22 Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23 Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24 Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25 TV Remotes: For Men Only

Index