KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) 
 
   Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws,and 
   while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. 
   Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the window rolled up 
   and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. 
   One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and 
   walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and 
   she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied 
   that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her 
   brains in for over an hour. 
   The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors 
   were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. 
   When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough 
   on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from 
   the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of 
   dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out 
   what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She 
   initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains 
   in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. 

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