There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black
             1. He called everyone "brother"
             2. He liked Gospel
             3. He couldn't get a fair trial

             But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
             1. He went into His Fathers business
             2. He lived at home until he was 33
             3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was
             God.

             But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
             1. He talked with his hands
             2. He had wine with every meal
             3. He used olive oil

             But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
             1. He never got married
             2. He was always telling stories
             3. He loved green pastures

             But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
             Californian:
             1. He never cut his hair
             2. He walked around barefoot all the time
             3. He started a new religion

Index