Heard on Radio 5 Live's phone-in Wednesday  night. Stan Collymore is hosting
 the phone-in for no apparent reason, and  goes to his last caller of the
 night - the build-up music for the news  already playing.
 Stan - "Last caller, from Milton Keynes,what's your  point?"
 Caller - "Hello Stan - I just wanted to say that I think Sven should  take
 you over to the World Cup"
 Stan (clearly flattered - and utterly  unable to see the sucker punch coming
 up) - "Oh yes, why?"
 Caller "Well,  you're an expert on beating Swedes."
 Stan "Get him off!"
 ....And straight  into the news! Absolute classic live radio.

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