A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend
over to look at a horse.

The buddy says,"How will I recognize him?"

"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment"

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a  male
or female horse.

"A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once
over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks him
up
again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and jams
the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's you-know-what, pulls
himout and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I should rephrathe that.  Can I thee her wun awound a widdle
bit"?

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