There is a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman
 on board. The control centre in the US calls: 
 
 "Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen." He sits
 down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase
 the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So
 the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen. A
 few moments later the control centre calls again:
 
 "Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen." He sits
 down and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel
 injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to
 analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the
 fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation. A
 little later on, headquarters calls again: 
 
 "Woman, please woman approach the screen." She sits down and just as
 she is about to be told what to do she says..... "I know I know!! Feed
 the monkeys, don't touch anything."

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