Girls Prayer
  
 Lord
 Before I lay me down to sleep,
 I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
 One who's handsome, smart and strong,
 One who's willy's thick and long.
 One who thinks before he speaks,
 When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
 I pray that he is gainfully employed,
 And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
 Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
 Massages my back and begs to do more.
 Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
 Knows just what to say, when I ask, "How big's my behind?" 
 One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
 In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
 I pray that this man will love me no end,
 And never attempts to shag my best friend.
 And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
 I look at the wanker you sent me instead.
 Amen.
 
 
 Boy's Prayer
 
 Lord
 I pray for a bird with big tits, who'll take it from behind
 and owns her own Pub!
 Amen

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