Bob goes to the public restroom  and sees this guy standing
next to the urinal.

The guy has no arms,  and Bob is standing there taking
care of his business, wondering how the poor  guy is
gonna pee.

Just before Bob leaves, the man asks Bob to help  him
out. Bob, being a kind soul, says, "Ah, yeah okay",
and pulls the  guy's penis out of his pants. He takes
a hold of it and is horrified to see  that it has all
these red bumps all over it, with clumpy patches of
hair,  purple rashes, huge leathery moles, oozing scabs,
and all kinds of circular  scars. To top it all off,
it smells worse than a dead cat's vagina.

The guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob gags a
little, but he's  a pretty damn nice guy, and he does
so. The man lets a steady stream of  reddish orange
urine into the urinal, and then asks Bob to shake it
off  for him. Bob, the perfect boy scout, does it, although
he notices that when  he shakes it tags of skin fly everywhere
and a little bit of blood oozes from  the tip.

The guy lets out a huge sigh of relief, and then after
Bob  puts his member back into his pants, he thanks Bob
with great sincerity.

Bob says, "No problem, man, but what the hell is wrong
with your  penis?" The man pulls his arms out of his
shirt and says, "I dunno, but I  sure as hell ain't touchin'
it."

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