We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where:
  :) means a smile and

  :(  is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by

  :-) and

  :-( respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"?  Here goes:

  (_!_)       a regular ass

  (__!__)     a fat ass

  (!)              a tight ass

  (_*_)       a sore  ass

  {_!_}       a swishy ass

  (_o_)       an ass that's been  around

  (_x_)       kiss my ass

  (_X_)       leave my ass alone

  (_zzz_)     a tired ass

  (_E=mc2_)   a smart ass

  (_$_)       Money coming out  of his ass

  (_?_)            Dumb Ass

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  o                      o                   o
  o                     o                  o
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You have just been e-mooned!

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