Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some
 cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
 
 noticed that Bill's wife's legs were wide apart, and she wasn't wearing
 any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit
 his head on the table & emerged red-faced. 
 Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife 
 followed & asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" 
 Surprised by her boldness, John admitted that, well, indeed he did. She>
 said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you £500." 
 
 After taking a minute or two to assess the financial situation as well>
 as the moral costs of this offer, John says that he is indeed interested.
 
 
 She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons &
 John doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon.>
 When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned
 time at 2pm sharp & after paying her the agreed £500, they went to the>
 bedroom & completed their sexual transaction as Sue had promised. 
 Afterwards, John quickly dressed & left. 
 
 As usual, Bill came home from work at 6pm & upon entering the house, asks
 his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With a
 lump in her throat, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few
 minutes this afternoon". 
 Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did>
 he give you £500?". In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out,
 & after mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he
 did give me £500". Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his
 wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this
 morning & borrowed £500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this 
 afternoon on his way home & pay me back." 
 NOW THAT'S A PLAYER ! 

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