Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about
 who was better at using the computer. They had been
 going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all
 the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am
 going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will
 judge who does the better job ."
 
 
 So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards
 and typed away.
 
 
 
 
 They moused.
 
 
 
 They did
 spreadsheets.
 
 
 
 They wrote reports.
 
 
 
 They sent
 faxes.
 
 
 
 
 They sent e-mail.
 
 
 
 
 They sent out
 e-mail with attachments.
 
 
 
 
 They
 downloaded.
 
 
 
 
 They did some genealogy
 reports.
 
 
 
 
 They made cards.
 
 
 
 
 They did every
 known job.
 
 
 
 
 But, ten minutes before the time was up,
 lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the
 rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off.
 
 
 
 
 Satan stared
 at his blank screen and screamed every
 curse word known in the
 underworld.
 
 
 
 
 Jesus just sighed.
 
 
 
 
 The
 electricity finally flickered back on, and each of
 them restarted their
 computers.
 
 
 
 
 
 Satan started searching frantically screaming,
 "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power
 went out!"
 
 
 
 
 
 Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all
 his files from the past two hours.
 
 
 
 
 Satan observed this and
 became even more irate. "Wait!
 He cheated! How did he do
 it??!!"
 
 
 
 
 
 (You'll love the punch
 line....)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 God shrugged and said, "Jesus
 Saves".

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