In the best interests of all confused current Man Utd
 supporters, Nike have announced that next year the Man Utd kit will
 feature a reversible shirt, similar to the current England shirt.

 One side will feature the existing Man Utd home kit but, once
 reversed, will transform into the current Arsenal home kit.

 This radical move is aimed specifically to pacify the Man Utd
 supporter who naturally expects his team to win all their home games and,
 at the very minimum, the Premiership.

 The new shirt will give the United supporter the opportunity
 to maximise his glory hunting potential by supporting whoever is likely to
 win the title.

 The new shirts are expected to go on sale in the Manchester
 strongholds of Hampshire, Surrey, Essex and Kent in the close season.

 For those supporters that are unable to wait that long they
 will be released to the genuine supporters of Malaysia, Papa New Guinea
 and Outer Mongolia within the next month.

 Next season could also see Arsenal shirts featuring
 reversible Leeds and Chelsea kits depending on who is doing well at the
 time, although the plans for the Aston Villa reversible shirt have been scrapped
 since the appointment of Graham Taylor.

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