A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly 
enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. 
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily 
hobbles the few feet across the store to the = 
counter.Finally she arrives at the counter, grabbing it for 
support. She asks the sales clerk: "Dddodo yyou 
sssell dddddildosss?" 

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, 
replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we sell many models." 

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ssssellll 
aaa llllitttlee pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong 
aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" 

The clerk responds, "Yes we do". 

"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo 
ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"  

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