Glasgow Rangers are looking to sign some new players to 
help them next season, so they send chief scouts to 
Afghanistan to search for some new talent. 
Sure enough the scout finds an outstanding 18 year old 
striker and immediately signs him on a 3 year deal. 
On getting back to Scotland, the manager takes one look 
at him in training and puts him straight in the 1st 
team to play Celtic. 
The new lad is fantastic , he scores a hat trick and 
creates two more as Rangers win 5 - 0 . 
Ecstatic after the game the young lad phones his mum 
to tell her the good news . 
"Mum , I've just made my debut and had a great game . 
The team loves me , the fans love me even the press 
love me . Life is great" 
"Well" says his mum,"I'm glad life is great for you . 
Shall I tell you what happened to us today?Your Dad's 
been murdered in the street , your sister and I were 
raped and beaten in broad daylight and your brothers 
joined a vicious gang of killers" 
"Mum , I don't know what to say , I'm so so sorry" 
"Sorry , you're f*cking sorry it's your f*cking fault 
we moved to Glasgow in the 1st place!!" 

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