A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
 But then the wife stops and "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold
 me. "The husband says "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune
 with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is
 going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day
 the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around
 and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells
 his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes
 at about £100 each. And then they go to the Jewellery Dept. where she gets a
 set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has
 flipped out but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The
 husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then
 let's get it. "The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even
 believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash
 register. "The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying
 all this stuff now. "The wife's face goes blank. He says "Honey - I just
 want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." The look on her face is
 indescribable and she is about to explode and the Husband says, "You must
 not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man.

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