Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said,
 "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A  voice
 at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!"
 The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to
 death with a hammer."

 Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You  f***ing
 bastard!!!"

 The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and
 said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this  crime,
 but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge  you
 with contempt! Now what is the problem?"

 The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen
 years I lived next door to that bastard. And every time I asked to a
 borrow a f**king hammer, he said he didn't have one!"

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