SHOPPING:
    
     A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
    
     1 bar of soap
     1 toothbrush
     1 tube of toothpaste
     1 loaf of bread
     1 carton of milk
     1 apple
     1 banana
     1 orange
     1 plum
     1 peach
     1 grapefruit
     1 tomato
     1 lettuce
     1 cabbage
     1 baking potato
     1 kraft single
     1 samosa
     1 vegetable pakora
     1 muesli bar
     1 pie
     1 single serving of cereal
     1 single frozen dinner
     1 single frozen pizza The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says,
     "Single, huh?"
    
     The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"
    
     He says, "Because you're ugly."

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