So David (aka Becks) says to Victoria (aka Posh), "Well my sweet, I think 
I'll turn in for an early night tonight, comin' up?".  Posh seeing the rare 
opportunity for some wild passion, follows David up to bed.  Lying in bed, 
Posh turns over to cuddle Becks and Becks grabs Posh's hand, slapping it on 
his left leg saying "D'ya know what that is my sweet?".  Puzzled (and it 
doesn't take much), Victoria replies, "No David, pray tell me what it is?".

"That" says Becks "is the leg that scored a corker from the half-way line 
against Liverpool a couple of weeks ago".  Disappointed, Posh cuddles her 
man once more only for the England captain to grab her hand once more but 
this time slapping it firmly on his right leg saying "And d'ya know what 
that is my sweet?".  Expectations slightly dashed, Posh replies once more 
"No David, pray tell me what it is?".  "That" says Becks "is the leg that 
scored a penalty against the Arsenal last Saturday".  Hardly able to contain

her excitement, Posh decides to thwart her soccer sex symbol and grabs HIS 
hand slapping it firmly on her throbbing pussy, saying "and do you know what

THIS is David?"?  Becks replies, "Yeah, that's just how I felt when I got 
sent off for England!".

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