A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isnt that Bush and Powell?"

The barman says "Yep, thats them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

And Bush says, "Were planning world war 3"

And the guy says, "Really? Whats going to happen?"

And Bush says, "Well, were going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and
one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

So Bush turns to Powell and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 140 million Afghans!

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