A couple were  invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to 
the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said  she  was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was 
no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.  So he took his 
costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.  In as much as

her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have 
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted
when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her
husband cavorting around  on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick
he could and copping a ittle feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him
and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff
that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,
since he was her husband. After some more to drink he finally he whispered a
little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
cars and had a quickie in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight,
she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting
up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. He said,
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.
"Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into 
the spare room and played poker all evening." Then she said with unashamed
sarcasm, "you must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
poker all night!" 
And the husband returned "actually I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently
he had a whale of a time"

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