SPURS TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down
the table after a short time - £4:99
SPURS VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This
10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan -
£9:99
SPURS BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:- "GROSS
OUT", "GRAHAM OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15:00
"OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Alan Gilzean
(Our Hero) attached. - £0.50p each.
SPURS JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of
all the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00
SPURS C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero" to "BIG LES". Ideal for
the pr1cks in the Paxton Road End. - £0:75p for life-times supply. (3)
SPURS BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with
good support but no cups- £14:99
SPURS 'LADIES' TOWELS - The 'Darren Anderton' sanitary towel, complete
with instructions, "In for a week, Out for a month". - £1:00 each
KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near
the corner flags to catch any shots our lads may have at goal. £8:99
LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for the more discerning fan. This quality
publication gives detailed directions to every 'Nationwide' League
Ground in the country. A snip at just £25:00
SPURS LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the Premier League, as
worn by our players) £0:99p each
BARGAIN BASEMENT - Don't miss the annual clearance sale of players.
These come in all ages, (many are free of charge, spares or repairs)
A tottenham supporter walks past a shop window and notices a video for
sale entitled "tottenham the golden years"
The supporter asks the shopkeeper "how much for the cassette mate"
the shopkeeper replies "£200"
"£200 for a cassette?" says the fan?.'You're having a laugh'
"Oh no" the shopkeeper replies "The cassette's only a fiver, but the
Betamax player will cost you £195"
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