Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one
 evening when a cow ran in front of the car.  The driver tried to avoid it
 but couldn't - the cow was killed. 
 Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
 what happened.
 About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
 in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the
 other and smiling happily.
 
 "What happened?" asked Posh .
 
 "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me
 the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."
 
 "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh. The driver replied:
 
 "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow."

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