A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has
been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the
nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying
out of its socket towards the man.  He reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
back.

"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make
it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
she shares her deepest dreams, and he shares his. She
listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap ... and stay
for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal
with all the trimmings.  The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!!
"You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?"  "No, she replies........."

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