ANTI-TERRORISM SOLIDARITY CAMPAIGN
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat
terrorism and we're encouraged to demonstrate against it this Friday
at 15:00 hours. It is a well-known fact that the Taliban are against
alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman.


Therefore, at 15:00 this Friday, women should run naked through the
office/street  while men chase them with a beer (or alternate beverage
of choice) in  their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust
for the Taliban and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists
among us  (anybody who doesn't do as proposed will be deemed a
terrorist and denounced to the World).
Your efforts are much appreciated in the name of a free, democratic
world.

Thank you.

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