David Beckham is out shopping in Selfridges and and comes across the
 kitchen department where they are doing a special offer on Thermos Flasks

 He said to the Assistant, "So, er, what are these Thermos Flasks for
 then?"
 "Well sir", said the Assistant, "They keep hot things hot and cold things
 cold".
 "Cor" said Beckham "that's handy, I 'll take one"

 Beckham goes home and Mrs B says
 "Wot you  got there then babe?"
 "It's a Thermos flask" said Beckham
 "Oh, wot are they for then?" said Mrs B,
 "Well" said Beckham "They keep hot things hot and cold things cold".
 "That's a good idea babe, - you should take one of those to training",
 said Mrs B
 "I will" said Beckham.

 Next day Beckham goes training and Fergie comes up to him
 "What yew got there, son?" said Fergie.
 "It's a Thermos Flask" said Beckham
 "Och raight, what's it for then?" said Fergie -
 "Well they keep hot things hot and cold things cold".
 "Och, thats really handy that" said Fergie "What yew got in it then"

 "2 cups of coffee and a choc ice" said Beckham.

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