The best quotes from Sky TVs rugby man, the ubiquitous
Murray Mexted:

"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like
that."

"He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the
backline."

"Spencer's running across field calling out, 'come inside
me, come inside me.'"

"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap
opens up like that and you just burst right through."

"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when
you see a man on the ground is to go down on him."

"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside
Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of
the same today."

"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a
loosie right up his backside"

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for
a couple of seasons now."

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