10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
   But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
   
   9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
   Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
   
   8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
   In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
   
   7. This feels so good, it feels so right
   I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
   
   6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
   Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
   
   5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
   But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
   
   4. Through all the things that came to pass
   Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
   
   3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
   I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
   
   2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
   So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
   
   1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
   You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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