Have you heard that you can now buy Oxo cubes in Spurs colours?
Just ask for laughing stock.


Tottenham's new owners ENIC have warned new manager Glen Hoddle that he
cannot keep saying that disabled people are paying for crimes committed in
previous life times.
He has apparently upset Darren Anderton.


GH is sending his players for diving lessons 'cos he's heard that there are
40,000 leagues under the sea and he reckons they must be able to win one of
them.


Question: Why is Rebrov like a tea tray?
Answer: Because he carries 10 mugs


Glen Hoddle is out shopping in town when he sees an old lady struggling
with her shopping:
GH: Can you manage, love?
Old Lady: Up yours, you took the job, you're stuck with it.


Little Johnny : 'Mum I want to be a Spurs season ticket holder when I grow up'
Mum : 'Make your mind up Johnny - you can't do both'


A spacecraft full of aliens lands at WHL and as soon as the occupants get
out of the ship they all die.
Why?
No atmosphere.


A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm.
"Do you serve Spurs fans here?" he asks.
"Certainly Sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at
the alligator.
"Okay," says the man, "a pint of lager for me and a Spurs fan for the
alligator."


The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White
runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Spurs are good enough to win the
European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

If two Spurs fan were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would
you:
a)   go to lunch?
or
b)   read the newspaper?

Index