Subject: Tiger Woods visits Cork, Ireland
 
  Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a gas station in
  Cork, on his tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump
  greets him in a typical Cork manner unaware as to who
  the golf pro is.
  "Top of the marnin to ya".
  Tiger Woods bends down to pick up the pump nozzle and two tees
  fall out of his top pocket onto the ground.
  "What are dey Son?", asks the attendant.
  "They're called tees", replies Tiger.
  "And what would they be for then?", inquires the Cork man.
   They're for resting my balls on while I'm driving", says Tiger Woods.
  "Jaysus", says the Cork man. "Dem boys at Volvo
  tink of everything."

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