Campbell's Wish List To Keep Him At Spurs..... 

DESPITE being offered a contract that would have made Sol Campbell the 
highest-paid player in Spurs history, the England defender decided to 
walk out anyway. Here, John Nicholson exclusively reveals Sol's 
incredible contract demands in full: 
1)   £20m over three years, his own island, regular holidays in space free
of charge courtesy   of NASA,   a seat in Parliament, his own suite in
Buckingham Palace and access to a  hidden camera in the women's toilets at
White Hart Lane.  
 
 2)   A win bonus of £10,000 per match. A loss bonus of  £ 15,000 per
match. A turning-up-for-training bonus of £5000 per session. An extra
£10,000 every time Darren Anderton is injured and most extraordinary of all,
a £2000 fee every time Hoddle says the word 'situation'. 

3)   All goals conceded will be officially declared as 'someone else's
fault'. Sol will collect fines from other defenders for making him look bad.


4)   Rio Ferdinand or Martin Keown to be 'taken out' by Triad gangs to
protect his England position and in case they make him look bad. 

5)   Any players Spurs bring in should be young,   talented and have a big
future ahead of them. Under no circumstances should they bring in
35-year-old ex-Spurs players on the cheap in a desperate attempt to relivef
 ormer glories (glories?), or obscure Yugoslavian defenders. 

6)   To protect his own personal fitness, neither Darren Anderton nor his
physiotherapist   should go within three miles of Sol. Stephen Carr to be
banned from selling pegs and lucky heather in the dressing room. 

7)   If Spurs fail to reach a Champions League place the club will publicly
apologise for being 'not as good enough for Sol' and then pay him £10m and
personally drive him to Real Madrid or Barcelona. 

8)   Ben Thatcher and Chris Perry must be sold immediately and replaced by
defenders. 

9)   Sol must be declared by ENIC as officially 'a lot more important   than
anyone else' and also 'the greatest player in the history of   football'.

10)       All club officials will bow their heads and address Sol as 'Your
Majesty' or 'Holy Man'. Anyone failing to do so will be forced to pay Sol
£10,000. 

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